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/ \ : EPISODES : : STORY : : MORE! : /|\
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"[This comic] is [brilliant! Very funny!]" - The New York Times *
"[Top Hat Man] ... owns!" - MC Chris *
"[A must read for all in need of] a [good laugh!]" - Wired Magazine *
"[Read Top Hat Man,] savvy?" - Captain Jack Sparrow *
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: T H E S E Q U E L :
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:
: - THM2: Episode 3: Top Hat Man Meets the Elite Hackers
:
: - THM2: Episode 2: Top Hat Man and the Disappearing Act
:
: - THM2: Episode 1: Top Hat Man Meets the Chronopractors
:
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: T H E O R I G I N A L M I S T A K E :
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:
: - THM: Episode 10b: Bland Finale
:
: - THM: Episode 10a: Anybody Home?
:
: - THM: Episode 9: Encounter with a Third Kind
:
: - THM: Episode 8: One False Step
:
: - THM: Episode 7: Prime Time
:
: - THM: Episode 6: My Top Hat Man
:
: - THM: Episode 5: Journey Through the Center of the Earth
:
: - THM: Episode 4: Fly Me to the Moon...
:
: - THM: Episode 3: Oh My, I Seem to be a Pie!
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: - THM: Episode 2: The Warez Aliens
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: - THM: Episode 1: The Game World
:
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* Words contained in brackets are inserted for fabricaction purposes only,
and are not actually contained in the original quotation.
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Episode 2: The Warez Aliens
\|/
--O--
/|\
___________
| | <--(THM's top secret base. Even I dont know about it!)
| |____________________________________________
| | What a great day to go to the park!
| | /
| | ==|<=-)
_ (thm's ball) _
____________( )______|____________________________( )__
_ _ | | _ |
( ) ( ) V ( )
| | |
0
==|<=-) --WEEEE! it sure is fun
playing catch with myself!
* * * * * * * *
* * *
*
*
(¯) * (¯) (¯)
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯0¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯
(¯) (¯) (¯)
| | |
* * * * * * * *
* * *
*
_ * _
____________( )______*____________________________( )__
_ _ | 0 _ |
( ) ( ) ( )
| | |
==|>=-O - what!? the ball is being sucked up!?
where's the beam of *'s coming from?
________
*( O O O )
* """"""""
_ 0 _
____________( )___________________________________( )__
_ _ | _ |
( ) ( ) ( )
| | |
(thm's eyebrows and hat)--> ==| | =-O - A UFO!
________
( O O O )
"""*""""
*
==|<=-O --I'm being ABDICATED!!!
_ _
____________( )___________________________________( )__
_ _ | _ |
( ) ( ) ( )
| | |
________
( O O o ) - I think you mean "Abducted".
"""*""""
*
==|<=-) - err... right. sorry.
_ _
____________( )___________________________________( )__
_ _ | _ |
( ) ( ) ( )
| | |
________
( O O o ) - no problem
"""*""""
*
==|<=-)
_ _
____________( )___________________________________( )__
_ _ | _ |
( ) ( ) ( )
| | |
---------->INSIDE THE UFO...<----------------
-|- -y0Vr h1gHn3$! h3 h@$ b33n <@qTVr3D!
/0\
/|\
-|- -g00D!
/0\
/|\
==|<=-O
\
oh no! warez aliens! sworn allies of 3l1te haxors!
-|- -|- -0H n0!
/0\ /0\ ==|>=-)'''''''''''''''
/|\ /|\ taste tophat, evil aliens!!!
/
//
BOOM!!! ///
- \ \ / | /////////////////
/ | - \ 0 - / ==|>=-)<<<<<<<<<<
0 | / \ - \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
\\\
\\
\
<<NOTE: DO NOT TRY AT HOME. THM HAS NOT PLAYED MONKEY ISLAND>>
//
_/-_/\00 ==|>=-| O<
\ Hm... I wonder \\
what that BIG RED BUTTON
over there does?
<<NOTE: DO NOT TRY AT HOME. THM HAS NOT PLAYED MONKEY ISLAND>>
//
_/-_/\00 ==|>=-D O<
\ \\
Well, there's one way to find out!
AHHHHH!!! NOOOO!!! NOT THAT!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!
OUCH!!! OOFF!! That'll be ten thirty five, pull up at the
next window please. AHHGGGHH!!! THE PAIN!!! THE PAIN!!
MY EYES!!! I CAN'T SEE MY EYES!!! OOOOFF!! PLEASE STOP!!!
/
_____/__
( O O O )
""""""""
_ _
____________( )___________________________________( )__
_ _ | _ |
( ) ( ) ( )
| | |
AHHH!! OOOF!!! OUCH!! NOOOOO! NOT AGAIN!!! OOF!! I'LL TALK I'LL TALK!!!!
NOOO!!! DONT TAKE AWAY MY TOPHAT!!! NOT MY TOPHAT!!!! AHHH!!!!
/
_____/__
( O O O )
""""""""
_ _
____________( )___________________________________( )__
_ _ | _ |
( ) ( ) ( )
| | |
-------------------------->In an alien prison...<--------------
____________________________________________________
| |
| |
| oh no... I'm in the prison now! without my hat! |
|___________/_______________________________________|
<=-(
____________________________________________________
| |
| -|- |
| /0\ |
|_____________________/|\___________________________|
<=-O
\
hey guard! I hafta go to the um.. bathroom!
____________________________________________________
| |
| -|- -HmMM... ! gVe$$ yV0 c@N g0...
| /0\ |
|_____________________/|\___________________________|
<=-O
o
o
warez aliens must not be too bright...
|
\
__| <=-O - this must be the bathroom! weird...
I wonder how they use it...
|
\
__| <=-O
\
i also wonder what happens if i ram my pointy eyebrows into that thing...
| BOOM!!!
\ //////////
__|<=-O<<<<<<<<<<
\\\\\\\\\\
/_\
~
~
~ oof! where am I? I think I came from
______\ /_________>=-|________ that hole up there... hm....
~ ~
~ ~
>=-) ~ BOING!!!
______\ /___________~_____________
________
( O O O )
""/""\""
~
~
<=-O
(¯) (¯) (¯)
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯
(¯) (¯) (¯)
| | |
________
( O O O )
""\/""""
_ _
____________( )___________________________________( )__
_ _ | _ |
( ) ( ) ( )
| | <=-( |
*THUD*
_ _
____________( )___________________________________( )__
_ _ | _ |
( ) ( ) ( )
| | <=-( |
|
I dont have my tophat any more... or my ball...
_ _
____________( )___________________________________( )__
_ _ | _ |
( ) ( ) ( )
| | <=-o |
|
wahhh!!! wahh!!! weeeeehhhhhhhhh!!!!
\|/ *flutter flutter flutter!!*
_ _
____________( )___________________________________( )__
_ _ | _ |
( ) ( ) ( )
| | <=-O |
\
whats that?
_ _
____________( )___________________________________( )__
_ _ | _ |
( ) ( ) ( )
| | <=-o \|/ |
_ _
____________( )___________________________________( )__
_ _ | _ |
( ) ( ) ( )
| | 0 ==|<=-) \|/ |
| *POOF*
my ball and hat! Yippee!
--------->THE END!<----------
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