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"[This comic] is [brilliant! Very funny!]" - The New York Times *
"[Top Hat Man] ... owns!" - MC Chris *
"[A must read for all in need of] a [good laugh!]" - Wired Magazine *
"[Read Top Hat Man,] savvy?" - Captain Jack Sparrow *
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: T H E S E Q U E L :
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: - THM2: Episode 3: Top Hat Man Meets the Elite Hackers
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: - THM2: Episode 2: Top Hat Man and the Disappearing Act
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: - THM2: Episode 1: Top Hat Man Meets the Chronopractors
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: T H E O R I G I N A L M I S T A K E :
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: - THM: Episode 10b: Bland Finale
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: - THM: Episode 10a: Anybody Home?
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: - THM: Episode 9: Encounter with a Third Kind
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: - THM: Episode 8: One False Step
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: - THM: Episode 7: Prime Time
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: - THM: Episode 6: My Top Hat Man
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: - THM: Episode 5: Journey Through the Center of the Earth
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: - THM: Episode 4: Fly Me to the Moon...
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: - THM: Episode 3: Oh My, I Seem to be a Pie!
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: - THM: Episode 2: The Warez Aliens
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: - THM: Episode 1: The Game World
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* Words contained in brackets are inserted for fabricaction purposes only,
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Episode 3: Oh my, I seem to be a pie!
<8-) - thm! I created a neat machine!
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
<8-)'''''' ==|<=-o''''
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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}\_=_/ \
/ |/
<8-o |______\ ==|<=-O -- What does it do?
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
pull the lever,
and find out!_
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}\_=_/ \
/ |/
<8-o |______\ ==|<=-O
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
but I um... gotta go now! bye!
| ___
\ /
}\_=_/ \
/ |/
<8-D |______\ ==|<=-O --!?
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
___
\ /
}\_=_/ \I probably shouldn't trust evil assistant... but here goes...
/ |/ /
|______\ ==|<=-|
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
___
\ / *BEEP*
}\_=_/ \
/ |- ==|>=-|
|______\
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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\ / *WIRR!!!!*
}\_=_/ \ @ @ ~~~~
/ |- = = | | = - O~~ =
|______\ $^% * , #
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
___
\ / *POOF!*
}\_=_/ \ !!!
/ |- _______
|______\ \_____/
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
___
\ /
}\_=_/ \ ...I'm a pie now...
/ |- _______
|______\ \_____/
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
___
\ /
}\_=_/ \ it sure is weird being a pie...
/ |- _______
|______\ \_____/
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
___
\ / _______
}\_=_/ \ \_____/
/ |- ~
|______\ ~ *HOP!*
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
_______
\_____/ *thud*
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
...
_______
\_____/
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
this is going be one of the most interesting
times in my life...
_______
\_____/
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
I'm hungry... let me check whats in the fridge.
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_______
\_____/
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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ahh fooey its empty!| \___\
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\_____/ | |__|
|/
I guess I'm gunna
hafta go to the |\____
grocery store | \___\
| | /| |
_______ \| | |
\_____/ | |__|
|/
------------>A T T H E G R O C E R Y S T O R E . . .<---------------
snif! MMM! that smells like its from the bakery!
/
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\_____/
_______
*hop hop hop!* ~ \_____/
~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~
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__________________ | |
[People Entrance-->] | .|
""""|""""""|"""""" | |
|___|
_________ _______________ __________
!? [BAKERY-->] [Pie Entrance-->] | . |
_______ """""|""" """""""|""""""" |__________|
\_____/
_______________ ___________
[Pie Entrance-->] |\ _______ |
"""""|""""""""" | \ \_____/ |
\ \
\ \
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\_____/ |
_______ |
\_____/ |
_______ |
help!-\_____/ | !?
_______ | _______
\_____/ | \_____/
_______ |8
\_____/ | 80 <--lock and chain
_______ |
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\_____/ |
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\_____/ |
_______
\_____/ |
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\_____/ |
_______ |
\_____/ | it's SOMBRERO MAN!!!
_______ | _______
\_____/ | \_____/
_______ |8
\_____/ | 80
_______ |
\_____/ |
_______ |
\_____/ | | and his EVIL ASSISTANT!!!
_______ | C|>=-) /
\_____/ | | >8-)
_______ |
\_____/ |
_______
\_____/ |
_______ |
\_____/ |
_______ |
\_____/ | ~
_______ | ~ ~ *HOP!*
\_____/ | ~ ~
_______ |8 ~
\_____/ | 80 ~
_______ | ~
\_____/ | ~ HA! TAKE THAT!!!
_______ | _______ /
\_____/ | \_____/
_______ | ~~~~~
\_____/ | *SQUISH!* ''''''''''<8-|
_______ |
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\_____/
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\_____/
_______
\_____/ there! YOU'RE ALL FREE!!!
_______ | _______ /
\_____/ | \_____/
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\_____/
_______
\_____/ - oh thank you so much! we all owe our lives to you!
_______
\_____/ hmm.... hehehe....
_______ | _______ /
\_____/ | \_____/
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\_____/
_______
\_____/ -!?
_______ in that case lets start a revelution!! this shall be:
\_____/ P I E - L A N D S U P E R M A R K E T !!!
_______ | _______ /
\_____/ | \_____/
_______ |
\_____/ |
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--------> A few hours later in the White House... <--------
um... Mr. President... Smalton, Illinois's grocery store
has um.... *restrained laugh*... ahem... uh... has
decalared itself to be a seperate country... ahem uh...
/
O O - Bahh who cares! I never liked their produce anyway...
-|- __/|\_
/ \ | / \|
------>IN A RANDOM ENCYCLIPEDIA...<------------
Pieland (pi'-land)
A monarchy with a population of about 100 pies in Illinois. Smallest country in
the world. Highly admired for its abolishment of prisons. Curiously, it seems
the higher the crime rate gets in Pieland, the larger the revenue it earns from
its chief export, pies.
------>A FEW DAYS LATER...<---------------------------------------
___________________
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___________________ | ___________ |
[WELCOME to PIELAND!] | | .| []|
"""""""|""""""""""" |___|_________|___|
==|<=-|
\
I have to go now...
_______
\_____/ -No!!! the pies love you! they need you!
your their leader, their inspiration!
==|>=-)
\
hmm... hehehehe....
_______
\_____/ -!?
/ SLICING POWERS GO!!!!
!! //
_______ /////////////////
\_____/ ==|>=-)<<<<<<<<<
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
\\
\
*munch munch munch!*
<) (> ==|=-O '
(> (> '
---------->THE END!<------------
NOOO!!! ITS NOT THE END!!!
|
>8-o
--------->um... AHEM!!! THE END!<------
WAIT!!! ITS NOT THE END YET!!!!
|
>8-o
-------->+shut up!+ ok.. ahem! THE END!<------
LALALALALALALALALALALA!!!! NOT THE END!!! LALALALALALA!!
|
>|-O
------->IT IS THE END!<------------
I HAVE TO SING MY SONG!!!!!
|
>8-o
----->YOU CANT SING YOUR STUPID SONG NOW... ITS THE END!!!<-----
ITS A FREE COUNTRY!!!! I CAN SING MY SONG!!!
|
>8-o
----->THE END!<-----
IM A BAD MAN, AFTER ALL!
IM A BAD MAN, AFTER ALL!
IM A BAD MAN, AFTER ALL!
A BAD MAN AFTER ALL...
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<8-O
------>+SHUTUP!+ THE END!<---------
A MAN OF EVILNESS A MAN OF BAD!
A MAN OF INVENTION, INVENTOR MAD!
SO DID YOU SEE FROM THE START,
THAT I WOULD TURN ART,
A BAD MAN AFTER ALL!!!
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<8-O
------>+STUFFIT!+ THE END!<------
IM A BAD MAN, AFTER ALL!
IM A BAD MAN, AFTER ALL!
IM A BAD MAN, AFTER ALL!
A BAD MAN AFTER ALL...
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<8-O
------>THATS IT!!!<-----------
A MAN of ev--- what are you doing?!?
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---> >8-O <-------
AHG NO!!!!!
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'''---> <8-O <-------'''
*SQUISH!*
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