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| | | [ ] || ] | | _ || [ ] | || | || [ ] || || |
|_| \___/ | _/ |_| |_| \___/\ || | \/ | \___/\| || |
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! |_| "It's stupendous!" -|-
-@- ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,, /|\
/ \ : EPISODES : : STORY : : MORE! : /|\
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"[This comic] is [brilliant! Very funny!]" - The New York Times *
"[Top Hat Man] ... owns!" - MC Chris *
"[A must read for all in need of] a [good laugh!]" - Wired Magazine *
"[Read Top Hat Man,] savvy?" - Captain Jack Sparrow *
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/ |\ | / /\ |\ / / / | / / | | /\ \ |
| - |/ | \ || || |- \ |- | |- | | | || |\|
\_ | | / \/ |/ \_ / \_ \_ \_ \_ | | \/ | \
/
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: T H E S E Q U E L :
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''
:
: - THM2: Episode 3: Top Hat Man Meets the Elite Hackers
:
: - THM2: Episode 2: Top Hat Man and the Disappearing Act
:
: - THM2: Episode 1: Top Hat Man Meets the Chronopractors
:
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,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
: T H E O R I G I N A L M I S T A K E :
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
:
: - THM: Episode 10b: Bland Finale
:
: - THM: Episode 10a: Anybody Home?
:
: - THM: Episode 9: Encounter with a Third Kind
:
: - THM: Episode 8: One False Step
:
: - THM: Episode 7: Prime Time
:
: - THM: Episode 6: My Top Hat Man
:
: - THM: Episode 5: Journey Through the Center of the Earth
:
: - THM: Episode 4: Fly Me to the Moon...
:
: - THM: Episode 3: Oh My, I Seem to be a Pie!
:
: - THM: Episode 2: The Warez Aliens
:
: - THM: Episode 1: The Game World
:
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* Words contained in brackets are inserted for fabricaction purposes only,
and are not actually contained in the original quotation.
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_ _
| [] |> |-| /-\ | /|\ /-\ |\|
|
Episode 4: Fly me to the moon...
a really big sign
|
V
________________________________________
[Enter_Building_for_a_big_happy_surprise!]
_||__
| | ?
| | ==|<=-O
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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[Enter_Building_for_a_big_happy_surprise!]
_||__
| |
| | ==|>=-| - hmm... seems mighty fishy...
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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[Enter_Building_for_a_big_happy_surprise!]
_||__
| | the b on the sign
| | ==|>=-| is capitalized!
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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[Enter_Building_for_a_big_happy_surprise!]
_||__
| |
| | ==|<=-| might as well go in...
hm... I wonder what this button does?
/
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[Enter_Building_for_a_big_happy_surprise!]
_||__
| |
| |
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'''''[Enter_Building_for_a_big_happy_surprise!]
_||__
| | *slide!*
| |
==|<=-O
~
~ *POW!*
~ ________________________________________
~ [Enter_Building_for_a_big_happy_surprise!]
_||__
| |
| |
NEXT!
|
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[Enter_Building_for_a_big_happy_surprise!]''''''
_||__
| | *slide!*
| |
* earth ==|<=-O
* | ~
V ~
* _~
* (_)
*
* *
~
~
==|<=-O *thud*
/""\
| | <--the moon
\__/
==|<:-O blink blink!
/""\
| |
\__/
a bit disappointing...
kind of smaller than I expected...
|
==|<=-|
/""\
| |
\__/
huh... whats that over there?
|
==|<=-o
/""\
| | o <--thing off in the distance
\__/
oh no! the "AOL ALIENS"
|
==|<=-O
/""\ ___
| | (AOL) - bring me to your isp!
\__/ """
"-_EXCITING-MUSIC-THAT-YOU-GET-REAL-SICK-OF-AFTER-AWHILE BEGINS_-"
________________ __________________
AOL ALIEN | |THM
__ HP: 40/40| | __ HP:92/100
[! ]SPEED: 1/1 | |[=)]SPEED:65/65
"" MP: 5/5 | | "" MP:13/13
________________| |__________________
\
(notice speed)
!
-#-
/ \ ==|>=-)
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
________________________________________
|You are attacked by AOL ALIEN! |
| |
| V|
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
________________ __________________
AOL ALIEN | |THM
__ HP: 40/40| | __ HP:82/100
[! ]SPEED: 1/1 | |[=)]SPEED:65/65
"" MP: 5/5 | | "" MP:13/13
________________| |__________________
! *fling!*
-#\'''myskins.com
/ \ ==|<=-|
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
________________________________________
|AOL ALIEN attacks with "Death to GUI!"! |
|Skins are everywhere! |
|AOL ALIEN deals -10 HP to THM V|
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
________________ __________________
AOL ALIEN | |THM
__ HP: 40/40| | __ HP:82/100
[! ]SPEED: 0/1 | |[=)]SPEED:65/65
"" MP: 5/5 | | "" MP:13/13
________________| |__________________
_______________________
|FRUM aol STAF: |
|farWARD THiss Messegde |
|aND Get frea monnee! |
"""""""""""""""""""""""
X
-#- |
/ \ ==|>=-)
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
________________________________________
|THM attacks with "Chain Mail"! |
|AOL ALIEN's servers are bogged down! |
|AOL ALIEN's speed is decreased by 1 V|
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
________________ __________________
AOL ALIEN | |THM
__ HP: 40/40| | __ HP:82/100
[! ]SPEED: 0/1 | |[=)]SPEED:65/65
"" MP: 5/5 | | "" MP:13/13
________________| |__________________
a...t...t...a...c...k...
|
! haha!
-#- |
/ \ ==|>=-)
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
________________________________________
|AOL ALIEN is so slow it can't do a |
|thing! |
| V|
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
________________ __________________
AOL ALIEN | |THM
__ HP: 18/40| | __ HP:82/100
[! ]SPEED: 0/1 | |[=)]SPEED:65/65
"" MP: 5/5 | | "" MP: 3/13
________________| |__________________
!
-O- <--security hole
/ \ ==|>=-)
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
________________________________________
|THM uses Security Hole Magic costing |
|10 MP. |
|AOL ALIEN HP down 22. V|
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
________________ __________________
AOL ALIEN | |THM
__ HP: 18/40| | __ HP:82/100
[! ]SPEED: 0/1 | |[=)]SPEED:65/65
"" MP: 5/5 | | "" MP: 3/13
________________| |__________________
__
-{TW}- ---\
|| ! }----SUE BEAM-----> ==|>=-O
-O- ---/
/ \
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
________________________________________
|Oh no! AOL ALIEN calls TIME WARNER ALIEN|
|and uses "Sue for using copyrighted |
|name AOL in the cracking program." |
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
\\\\\\\\\ //////////
\\\\\\\\\ //////////
\\\\\\\\\//////////
--------BOOOOOM!-------------
/////////\\\\\\\\\\
///////// \\\\\\\\\\
///////// \\\\\\\\\\
I survived!
|
==|<=-O
/""\
| |
\__/
uh oh... i just realized something!
|
==\<=-|
/""\
| |
\__/
my hat fell off into space!!!!
|
~ <=-O
~ /""\
==| | |
\__/
.....
|
<=-|
/""\
| |
\__/
a rocket!
|
| =-O
/""\
| |
\__/
/\''''''''
_____/ /
<_____ [<-
\ \
\/........
~
~ ~
/""\ ~
| | ~
\__/ ~
~
~ /\''''''''
>=-)_/ /
<_____ [<-
\ \
\/........
--------->HOURS PASS...<------------------
/\''''''''
<=-|_/ /
<_____ [<-
\ \
\/........
--------->DAYS PASS...<--------------------
/\''''''''
<=-(_/ /
<_____ [<-
\ \
\/........
---------->21 YEARS PASS...<--------------------
beard
|
V /\''''''''
>=-(=_/ /
<_____ [<-
\ \
\/........
_ EARTH!
(_) | /\''''''''
<=-)=_/ /
<_____ [<-
\ \
\/........
_ but wait... what will this rocket do when it gets to ear-
(_) | /\''''''''
<=-|=_/ /
<_____ [<-
\ \
\/........
\\\\\\\\\ //////////
\\\\\\\\\ //////////
\\\\\\\\\//////////
--------BOOOOOM!-------------
/////////\\\\\\\\\\
///////// \\\\\\\\\\
///////// \\\\\\\\\\
*
* *
I survived again!! *
| *
* <=-)= *
* *
~
~
~
now I'm just falling through space...
|
|=-)=
^
^
^
I'm starting to get going really fast...
|
<=-|=
-|-
-|-
*SPLAT!* |
\ V / _____|_
\\ V // | |
\\\ \V/ /// | _ |
\\\\ >=-|= //// | |-| |
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
-|-
-|-
wow! I'm on the floor of |
the universe! _____|_
| | _________________________
| | _ |[THE FLOOR OF THE UNIVERSE]
| =-O= | |-| | """"""""""|""""""""""""""
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
-|-
-|-
|
_____|_
| | _________________________
| _ |[THE FLOOR OF THE UNIVERSE]
'''|=-|= | |-| | """"""""""|""""""""""""""
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
------->INSIDE THE BUILDING...<---------------------
******
+ + kennel
+ + V
+ + /--\ __/- <-dog
+ + |__| ^^
_________________________
[PORTAL INTO THE YEAR 2019]
""""""""|""""""""""""""""
<=-)=
******
++++++++ woof! woof!
++++++++ /
++++++++ /--\ __/-
++<|-O=+ |__| ^^
_________________________
[PORTAL INTO THE YEAR 2019]
""""""""|""""""""""""""""
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
!@#$%&*~#$#$*
-------#$^^&>=-O%^&}--------
@%$(*&^%)(%$@
/ | \
/ | \
/ | \
/ | \
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[Enter_Building_for_a_big_happy_surprise!]
_||__
| | *POOF!*
| | ==|<=-) - HOME AGAIN!
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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