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"[This comic] is [brilliant! Very funny!]" - The New York Times *
"[Top Hat Man] ... owns!" - MC Chris *
"[A must read for all in need of] a [good laugh!]" - Wired Magazine *
"[Read Top Hat Man,] savvy?" - Captain Jack Sparrow *
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: T H E S E Q U E L :
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: - THM2: Episode 3: Top Hat Man Meets the Elite Hackers
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: - THM2: Episode 2: Top Hat Man and the Disappearing Act
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: - THM2: Episode 1: Top Hat Man Meets the Chronopractors
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: T H E O R I G I N A L M I S T A K E :
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: - THM: Episode 10b: Bland Finale
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: - THM: Episode 10a: Anybody Home?
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: - THM: Episode 9: Encounter with a Third Kind
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: - THM: Episode 8: One False Step
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: - THM: Episode 7: Prime Time
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: - THM: Episode 6: My Top Hat Man
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: - THM: Episode 5: Journey Through the Center of the Earth
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: - THM: Episode 4: Fly Me to the Moon...
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: - THM: Episode 3: Oh My, I Seem to be a Pie!
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: - THM: Episode 2: The Warez Aliens
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: - THM: Episode 1: The Game World
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* Words contained in brackets are inserted for fabricaction purposes only,
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Episode 7: Prime Time
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oooooh! I found some great deals on boat tickets!
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too bad they dont list their prices... they say they can't
'cause it'd violate some patent by orbitz...
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well it doesn't matter! I trust them!
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hmmm... it seems I have to solve thirteen riddles and
write a paragraph about bulgarian folk music before
I can go through with the purchase... they say anything
easier would violate some patent by amazon...
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well it doesn't matter! I like bulgarian folk music!
--------------------------->A little later...<------------------
so, Pie, you wanna go to England with me?
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SURE!
------------------>At Sombrero Man's Base...<--------------------
8-D
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ohhh sombrero man! I have very special surprise for you!
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sounds devilish!
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>8-D
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LOOK! it is called "TIme MAchine-2001.5"
it is major invention!! QUITE AMAZING!
it does time travel! to any time!
just set the lever on the right to the
right time and jump in! *POOF!*
Blink your eyes and you are in that time!
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C|>=-o
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what are we waiting for! LETS DO IT!
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>8-D
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no haste! for it to work we must be in the...
)))))- C E N T E R O F T I M E ! -(((((
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C|>=-O
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------------------>On a boat in the Atlantic Ocean...<----------
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
a few more hours and we'll be in England!
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
!!!
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
AHOY THERE!!!
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O-=|3
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
WHO ARE YOU?!?
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\"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""/
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
WE BE PIRATES AND WE COME TO LOOT YOUR SHIP!
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O-=|3
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
umm... "WE"?
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\"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""/
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
arg... OKOKOK!!! "I" BE PIRATE!!!
MY NAME IS "FEDORA MAN, SCURGE OF THE SEA!"
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O-=|3
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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OH COME ON! IS THAT REALLY YOUR NAME?
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
er... ARG!!! THATS WHAT THEY CALL ME!!!
MY REAL NAME IS "EP. Matthew D. Prendrick"
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O-=|3
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
EP? WHATS THAT?
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==|>=-O \_____/
\"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""/
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
grrr... "Expert Pirate"... YOU KNOW IT TOOK 5 YEARS
IN PIRATE SCHOOL TO EARN THAT! ITS SO ANNOYING HOW
PEOPLE NEVER KNOW WHAT THAT IS!
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O-=|3
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I THOUGHT YOU WHERE GOING TO LOOT US!
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==|>=-O \_____/
\"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""/
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
UM... WELL... FIRST YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD PIN NUMBER!
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O-=|3
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
WHY WOULD I GIVE YOU THAT?
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\"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""/
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
+hmf, i guess i shouldnt push my luck...+
OKOKOK! YOU DONT HAVE TO GIVE ME THAT!
JUST TELL ME WHERE I AM?? PLEASE??
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O-=|3
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
YOU'RE IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN!!!
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\"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""/
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
...THANK YOU SO MUCH KIND SIR!!! IM A BIT OFF COURSE!!!
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O-=|3
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
----------->A bit later after the strange encounter...<---------------
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_ here we are in... GREENWICH ENGLAND!!!
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.-. <--things off in the distance
_ hmm... what's over there?
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>8-D
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here we are... in the CENTER OF TIME( Greenwhich England)
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EXELLENT! excuse me for a moment as I do some evil laughter...
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HHEHEHHAHAHAEHAHEHAHEHAHE!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAH!! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Tee hee hee.
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AHH!!! that felt good!
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NOW LETS CONTROL TIME!
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>8-D
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not so much haste! this machine operates on the theory of
"Time is money." In order for this mahine to operate,
you must fuel it with money! understand?
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yeah, yeah, yeah!! shut up and make it work!!
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OH NO!! HAHA!!
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TOP HAT MAN! Sorry Sombrero Man, but I don't have TIME to chat! TASTE TOPHAT!!!
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HOBERMAN POWERS GO!!!
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...but I STILL don't know how much I payed for that boat ride!
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