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"[This comic] is [brilliant! Very funny!]" - The New York Times *
"[Top Hat Man] ... owns!" - MC Chris *
"[A must read for all in need of] a [good laugh!]" - Wired Magazine *
"[Read Top Hat Man,] savvy?" - Captain Jack Sparrow *
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: T H E S E Q U E L :
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: - THM2: Episode 3: Top Hat Man Meets the Elite Hackers
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: - THM2: Episode 2: Top Hat Man and the Disappearing Act
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: - THM2: Episode 1: Top Hat Man Meets the Chronopractors
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: T H E O R I G I N A L M I S T A K E :
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: - THM: Episode 10b: Bland Finale
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: - THM: Episode 10a: Anybody Home?
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: - THM: Episode 9: Encounter with a Third Kind
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: - THM: Episode 8: One False Step
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: - THM: Episode 7: Prime Time
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: - THM: Episode 6: My Top Hat Man
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: - THM: Episode 5: Journey Through the Center of the Earth
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: - THM: Episode 4: Fly Me to the Moon...
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: - THM: Episode 3: Oh My, I Seem to be a Pie!
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: - THM: Episode 2: The Warez Aliens
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: - THM: Episode 1: The Game World
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* Words contained in brackets are inserted for fabricaction purposes only,
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----------->Meenwhile...<------------------------
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hey Pie, watcha listenning to?
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/_______\
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Pie? Pie! PIE!!!
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/_______\ / *tap tap*
(|\_____/|) ==|=-o
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ach... he cant hear a thing...
!
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well, I guess I can go and mess with all his stuff!
hey!
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/_______\
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so you COULD here me?
well, I just came up with this technique of
filtering useless information. Wear headphones
all the time and pretend you dont hear what
you dont want to hear! smart huh?
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hey! so that makes me useless information!
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/_______\
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you know... that really makes me mad!
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pie... PIE!?!?!?
you see, that was a prime example of my
extremely marketable teqnique in action!
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/_______\
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Answer me this: how fast can you run?
That won't be useless information...
Very funny.
_______
/_______\
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_______
/_______\
(|\_____/|) ==|=-D
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hey you wanna see whats on the tv?
sure!
_______
/_______\
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_______
\_____/ ==|=-O
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[_] - And now for breaking news...
It's incredible! A hideous monster
is charging through the streets of
Chicago! It looks like an aol alien
with the head of a warez alien!
As you can see behind me, it appears
to be aproaching the empire state building!
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\_____/ ==|=-|
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[_] - but... um... oops... never mind...
hey steve! wrong backdrop! its supposed
to be Chicago! No you idiot! Chicago
doesn't have Big Ben! It's the next one!
Finally... ah thats better... Ahem!
As I was saying, this horrendous monster
is aproaching the Sears tower!
pie! we have to stop this monster!
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\_____/ ==|>=-|
------------------>In Chicago...<------------
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------------------>Back at THM's base...<--------------
thm? do you read me? oh no!
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wait... what was that! it sounded
like an enormous explosion! thm,
did you do that? did you kill it?
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ach... just fuzz... I guess I'll
have to just go over there and help
him out...
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(___)__ (_______) | (____)
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*ROAR!!!* _______
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good bye cruel world!
\ _______
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Sir! the monster is trying to kill himself!
we need a psychologist up here... and fast!
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_Dramatic and touching music begins_
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/#\
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|""""""\""""""""| (_)-X
|did your parents
_______ | have any |
X-(_) | marital |
| problems? |
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- O - | |
/|\ _|_ _______ | ____
(___)__ (_______) | (____)
| (__) |____
| (_____)
orgle snort snort... _______
-|- (_)-X
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|""""""\""""""""| (_)-X
|I'm so sorry to hear...
_______ |sometimes when im angry
X-(_) |I like hitting something...
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- O - | |
/|\ _|_ _______ | ____
(___)__ (_______) | (____)
| (__) |____
| (_____)
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-|- (_)-X
/#\
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|"""""""""""""""| (_)-X
| *SQUISH!* |
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- O - | |
/|\ _|_ _______ | ____
(___)__ (_______) | (____)
| (__) |____
| (_____)
I do feel better! _______
-|- (_)-X
/#\
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- O - | |
/|\ _|_ _______ | ____
(___)__ (_______) | (____)
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| (_____)
----------------->Later...<----------------------
so thm, how did you escape the monster's stomach?
_______
\_____/ ==|=-)
/
ohh its a long story... you wouldn't believe
it anyway...
\/
[_]
_______
\_____/ ==|=-)
/
I visited the monster the other day...
he's doing better thanks to the counselor.
he got a job at burger king!
\/
[_]
really? thats so great to hear. he's really improving!
_______
\_____/ ==|=-)
/
well all's well that end's well, that's what I say!
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