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"[This comic] is [brilliant! Very funny!]" - The New York Times *
"[Top Hat Man] ... owns!" - MC Chris *
"[A must read for all in need of] a [good laugh!]" - Wired Magazine *
"[Read Top Hat Man,] savvy?" - Captain Jack Sparrow *
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: T H E S E Q U E L :
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: - THM2: Episode 3: Top Hat Man Meets the Elite Hackers
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: - THM2: Episode 2: Top Hat Man and the Disappearing Act
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: - THM2: Episode 1: Top Hat Man Meets the Chronopractors
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: T H E O R I G I N A L M I S T A K E :
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: - THM: Episode 10b: Bland Finale
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: - THM: Episode 10a: Anybody Home?
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: - THM: Episode 9: Encounter with a Third Kind
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: - THM: Episode 8: One False Step
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: - THM: Episode 7: Prime Time
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: - THM: Episode 6: My Top Hat Man
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: - THM: Episode 5: Journey Through the Center of the Earth
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: - THM: Episode 4: Fly Me to the Moon...
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: - THM: Episode 3: Oh My, I Seem to be a Pie!
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: - THM: Episode 2: The Warez Aliens
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: - THM: Episode 1: The Game World
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* Words contained in brackets are inserted for fabricaction purposes only,
and are not actually contained in the original quotation.
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Episode 10: Anybody home? Part I
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____ _____ /"""""""|
[____}----{_____] / __ MC2|
|""| \ \ / / | /-|\ |-
| |-/""""\ /""""" \__/ |
8-D
\
I am finished! this is it! the most
fiendish of all inventions!
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| |
____ _____ /"""""""|
[____}----{_____] / __ MC2|
|""| \ \ / / | /-|\ |-
| |-/""""\ /""""" \__/ |
''''8-D
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____ _____ /"""""""|
[____}----{_____] / __ MC2|
|""| \ \ / / | /-|\ |-
| |-/""""\ /""""" \__/ |
>8-O
\
MC2! take control of... Top Hat Man!
WHIRRRRRRRRR!!!
****** _____
******* | |
____ ** _____ /"""""""|
[____}----{_____] / __ MC2|
|""| \ \ / / | /-|\ |-
| |-/""""\ /""""" \__/ |
>8-D
'''******
'''''*******
'''''**
_____
| |
____ _____ /"""""""|
[____}----{_____] / __ MC2|
|""| \ \ / / | /-|\ |-
| |-/""""\ /""""" \__/ |
>8-D
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[_]
. <-remote control
==|<=-(
\
man, there's nothing on!
\/
[_] *click*
*click*
.
==|<=-(
\/
[_] ******'''''''
*******''''
. **'''''''''
==|>=-|
\
whats that??
\/
[_] ******'''''
*******''
%%%%%%%%%**'''''''
%==|<=-O% *ZAP!*
%%%%%%%%%
\/
[_]
*Poof!*
==|<8-|
\/
[_]
*Blink, blink!*
==|>:-O
\/
[_]
==|>8-O
\
...
\/
[_]
==|>8-D
\
HAHAHAHAHA! It worked! I am now controlling thm!
I am a genius! mind control! hahahahahahahahahaha!
\/
[_]
==|>8-|
\
hmm... I hear steps... Pie is coming!
I can't let him know that I'm controlling THM!
\/
[_] _______
\_____/
|
==|>8-D hey thm! anything good on?
\
nope... um... nothing... uh... OH YEAH! I DID SEE A REPORT
ON HOW MIND CONTROL IS SO... um IMPOSSIBLE!!! YEAP... I
SURE AM NOT UNDER MIND CONTROL! YEAH.... NOT ME!!!
\/
[_]haha! it worked! _______
o \_____/
o |
==|>8-D ok... um yeah... uh... you ok???
|
boy am I ever! IM SO FINE!! NOTHING TO SUSPECT!!
BUT I SURE AM GLAD IM NOT UNDER MIND CONTROL!!!
GOOD THING EVIL ASSISTANT ISNT USING A MIND CONTROL
DEVICE... NOT THAT HE HAS ANY!... TO CONTROL THM's...
I MEEN MY... MIND!!! YEAP.... GOOD THING...
\/ he's not suspecting a thing!
[_] o _______
o \_____/
o |
==|>8-D uh... thm? your eyes... they seem strange...
|
im taking some.... uh... medicine that has side-effects...
YEAH! You see, I'm taking this medicine that makes my eyes
look like mine... I meen evil asistant's...
_______
\/ ach... i forgot to do the eyes!\_____/
[_] o ~ \
o ~ well, you
o ~ seem busy or
==|>8-D something... see ya...
\
yeah bye!
---------------->At Evil Assistants lab...<--------------------
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| |
____ _____ /"""""""|
[____}----{_____] / __ MC2|
|""| \ \ / / | /-|\ |-
| |-/""""\ /""""" \__/ |
<=-O
\
blehhh! where... where am I? I... I... I AM EVIL ASSITANT!
but... how... what... what happenned?... I... those...
those *'s! they came after me and they attacked me! now
I seem to be evil assistant... but... the eyes aren't right...
--------------->Back at THM's base...<----------------------
\/
[_]
==|8-|
\
hmm... wait... what did I do with thm's conciousness? I forget...
wait... didnt I... OH NO!! I MUST GET BACK TO THE LAB!! I SWITCHED
BODIES!
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| |
____ _____ /"""""""|
[____}----{_____] / __ MC2|
|""| \ \ / / | /-|\ |-
| |-/""""\ /""""" \__/ |
>=-O
|
this machine! it must have done it! hmm... there is a manuel
sitting in front of it... maybe I could go back...
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| |
____ _____ /"""""""|
[____}----{_____] / __ MC2|
|""| \ \ / / | /-|\ |-
| |-/""""\ /""""" \__/ |
___
| | | <-manuel
"""
>=-|
\
hm... I see... aha! oho! is that so! my my! wow...
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| |
____ _____ /"""""""|
[____}----{_____] / __ MC2|
|""| \ \ / / | /-|\ |-
| |-/""""\ /""""" \__/ |
___
| | |
"""
>=-)
/
hehe.... maybe I should first have some fun...
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__/ | | | | | |\___
| "" " " " " " " | <-limo $)''''''' <-bill gates
""O""""""""""""""O"
____________ ********'''''
__/ | | | | | |\___ ********''
| "" " " " " " " | $o *****'''''''
""O""""""""""""""O"
____________ *******'''''
__/ | | | | | |\___ %%%%*******''
| "" " " " " " " | %$O%****'''''''
""O""""""""""""""O" %%%%
____________
__/ | | | | | |\___
| "" " " " " " " | =O - it worked!
""O""""""""""""""O"
____________
__/ | | | | | |\___
| "" " " " " " " | =) - hehehehe...
""O""""""""""""""O"
---------------------------------------------------------
_____
| |
____ _____ /"""""""|
[____}----{_____] / __ MC2|
|""| \ \ / / | /-|\ |-
| |-/""""\ /""""" \__/ |
___
| | |
"""
>$-O
|
woh! where am I? what happened? I'm... I have a more
complex ascii art body! but I have the same eyes...
maybe I should read this manuel...
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__/ | | | | | |\___
| "" " " " " " " | =D - awesome! this is gunna be great...
""O""""""""""""""O"
____________
__/ | | | | | |\___
| "" " " " " " " | =)'''''
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==|<8-O
\
oh no... oh no... what can I do! I must get back to the lab...
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| |
____ _____ /"""""""|
[____}----{_____] / __ MC2|
|""| \ \ / / | /-|\ |-
| |-/""""\ /""""" \__/ |
___
| | |
"""
>$-D
/
awesome! I... I can be anyone I want! I've always wanted to be
a super hero!... MC2... TAKE CONTROL OF TOP HAT MAN!!!
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*********''''''''
*************'''''
==|8-D ****** ***''''
\
hey... thats... THM! he must be trying to switch again!
----------------->At Bill Gate's throne room...<-----------
_| |_
^ |\|=)|/| ^
|\|""|/|
"""""""""""""""##""""""""""""""""
## =o
## \
## oh great bill gates!
## what would you like me to
## do? please be merciful!
haha! I'm in a bad mood... first...
add twenty-seven critical security
holes to Windows...
NEXT... you're fired! SHOO!
_| |_
^ |\|=D|/| ^
|\|""|/|
"""""""""""""""##""""""""""""""""
## =O
## \
## oh no!!!
##
##
_| |_
^ |\|=)|/| ^
|\|""|/|
"""""""""""""""##""""""""""""""""
## '''''=O
##
##
##
##
---------------->Meanwhile...<----------------------------
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____ _____ /"""""""|
[____}----{_____] / __ MC2|
|""| \ \ / / | /-|\ |-
| |-/""""\ /""""" \__/ |
___
| | |
"""
>8-O
\
finally! back at my lab...
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| |
____ _____ /"""""""|
[____}----{_____] / __ MC2|
|""| \ \ / / | /-|\ |-
| |-/""""\ /""""" \__/ |
___
| | |
"""
>8-O
\
but I've always wanted to be a police man...
maybe I could switch with one nearby so if I
dont like it I can come back and switch back!
----------->A random police officer...<----------------
. whats that?
__/"""\_ | ************'''
| POLICE | % O *******'''
"O""""O" *********''''''
--------------------------------------------------------
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| |
____ _____ /"""""""|
[____}----{_____] / __ MC2|
|""| \ \ / / | /-|\ |-
| |-/""""\ /""""" \__/ |
___
| | |
"""
<%-O
|
woh! where am I? I... I'm different! but my eyes are the same...
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| |
____ _____ /"""""""|
[____}----{_____] / __ MC2|
|""| \ \ / / | /-|\ |-
| |-/""""\ /""""" \__/ |
___
| | |
"""
<%-O
\
maybe this manuel will tell me what happened...
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ahh... this is the life!
_| |_
^ |\|=)|/| ^
|\|""|/|
"""""""""""""""##""""""""""""""""
##
##
##
##
##
ach... i ran out of pepsi!
S E R V A N T S ! ! ! ! ! !
_| |_
^ |\|=O|/| ^
|\|""|/|
"""""""""""""""##""""""""""""""""
##
##
##
##
##
_| |_
^ |\|=)|/| ^
|\|""|/|
"""""""""""""""##""""""""""""""""
## =O''''''
## =O''''''
## =O''''''
## =O''''''
## \
what is it, your majesty?
that took you ten seconds!!!
get me more pepsi... and by
the way... YOU'RE FIRED! SHOO!!
_| |_
^ |\|=O|/| ^
|\|""|/|
"""""""""""""""##""""""""""""""""
## =O
## =O
## =O
## =O
## \
oh no!
hm... i need that mind control machine again...
im getting bored...
S E R V A N T S ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
_| |_
^ |\|=||/| ^
|\|""|/|
"""""""""""""""##""""""""""""""""
##
##
##
##
##
I need a mind control machine! you will find it
in evil assistants lab, high up on a cliff!
and bring anyone you find nearby to me also! send
out my personal swat team to capture it! oh,
and after you do that... YOU'RE FIRED!! SHOO!!!
_| |_
^ |\|=O|/| ^
|\|""|/|
"""""""""""""""##""""""""""""""""
##
''''=O ##
''''=O ##
''''=O ##
''''=O ##
\
oh no!
------------------>Back at the lab...<-------------------
put your hands above your head and nobody will
get hurt! hand over the machine!
/ _____ \
o=< | | >=o'''
o=< ____ _____ /"""""""| >=o'''
o=< [____}----{_____] / __ MC2| >=o'''
o=< |""| \ \ / / | /-|\ |- >=o'''
o=< | |-/""""\ /""""" \__/ | >=o'''
<%-O
\
bill gates' personal swat team!
--------------------------------------------------------
it appears that bill gates' personal swat team are closing
in on evil assistants lab! shots are fired! finaly a police
officer is arriving at the scene!
/
\/
[ ]
==|>$-D
\
awesome! an excellent situation for a superhero to
save the poor person being attacked!
-------------->At the lab...<-----------------------------
+_Exciting music begins_+
''''''==|>$-)
\
top hat man, to the rescue!!!
_____
o=< | | >=o
o=< ____ _____ /"""""""| >=o
o=< [____}----{_____] / __ MC2| >=o
o=< |""| \ \ / / | /-|\ |- >=o
o=< | |-/""""\ /""""" \__/ | >=o
\
right away, Gates! <%-O
hurry, men! load it on the truck!- =o ____
____________ | | \
__/ | | | | | |\___ | |__\_
| "" " " " " " " | |"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|_| |
""O""""""""""""""O" ""O"OO""""""""""O"OO""""""""""""O"OO" O""""O"
wirr! wirr! .
__/"""\_ '''
| POLICE |'''
"O""""O"
==|>$-O
|
hey wait... thats me! Bill Gates!
_____
o=< | | >=o
o=< ____ _____ /"""""""| >=o
o=< [____}----{_____] / __ MC2| >=o
o=< |""| \ \ / / | /-|\ |- >=o
o=< | |-/""""\ /""""" \__/ | >=o
<%-O
|
hey wait... thats me! the Random Police Officer!
=O - hey wait... thats me! Top Hat Man! ____
____________ | | \
__/ | | | | | |\___ | |__\_
| "" " " " " " " | |"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|_| |
""O""""""""""""""O" ""O"OO""""""""""O"OO""""""""""""O"OO" O""""O"
hey wait... thats me! Evil Assistant!
/ .
8 O __/"""\_
| POLICE |
"O""""O"
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