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"[This comic] is [brilliant! Very funny!]" - The New York Times *
"[Top Hat Man] ... owns!" - MC Chris *
"[A must read for all in need of] a [good laugh!]" - Wired Magazine *
"[Read Top Hat Man,] savvy?" - Captain Jack Sparrow *
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: T H E S E Q U E L :
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: - THM2: Episode 3: Top Hat Man Meets the Elite Hackers
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: - THM2: Episode 2: Top Hat Man and the Disappearing Act
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: - THM2: Episode 1: Top Hat Man Meets the Chronopractors
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,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
: T H E O R I G I N A L M I S T A K E :
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: - THM: Episode 10b: Bland Finale
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: - THM: Episode 10a: Anybody Home?
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: - THM: Episode 9: Encounter with a Third Kind
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: - THM: Episode 8: One False Step
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: - THM: Episode 7: Prime Time
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: - THM: Episode 6: My Top Hat Man
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: - THM: Episode 5: Journey Through the Center of the Earth
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: - THM: Episode 4: Fly Me to the Moon...
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: - THM: Episode 3: Oh My, I Seem to be a Pie!
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: - THM: Episode 2: The Warez Aliens
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: - THM: Episode 1: The Game World
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* Words contained in brackets are inserted for fabricaction purposes only,
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Episode 10: Bland Finale (Part II)
------------------>Last Episode...<-------------------
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hey wait... thats me! Bill Gates!
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o=< | | >=o
o=< ____ _____ /"""""""| >=o
o=< [____}----{_____] / __ MC2| >=o
o=< |""| \ \ / / | /-|\ |- >=o
o=< | |-/""""\ /""""" \__/ | >=o
<%-O
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hey wait... thats me! the Random Police Officer!
=O - hey wait... thats me! Top Hat Man! ____
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| "" " " " " " " | |"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|_| |
""O""""""""""""""O" ""O"OO""""""""""O"OO""""""""""""O"OO" O""""O"
hey wait... thats me! Evil Assistant!
/ .
8 O __/"""\_
| POLICE |
"O""""O"
--------->And now for the continuation...<-------------
==|>$-O
<%-O
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| "" " " " " " " | |"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|_| |
""O""""""""""""""O" ""O"OO""""""""""O"OO""""""""""""O"OO" O""""O"
.
8 O __/"""\_
| POLICE |
"O""""O"
Fedora Man... to the RESCUE!
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?
==|<$-o
?
<%-o
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| "" " " " " " " | |"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|_| |
""O""""""""""""""O" ""O"OO""""""""""O"OO""""""""""""O"OO" O""""O"
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8 o __/"""\_
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"O""""O"
hand over the princess, you dog!
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O-=<|3
!!?!?
==|<$-O
!?!?!
<%-O
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| "" " " " " " " | |"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|_| |
""O""""""""""""""O" ""O"OO""""""""""O"OO""""""""""""O"OO" O""""O"
.
8 O __/"""\_
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"O""""O"
o-=>|3
you moron! you're in the wrong comic! this comic is called tophatman!
/
==|<$-O
<%-O
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| "" " " " " " " | |"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|_| |
""O""""""""""""""O" ""O"OO""""""""""O"OO""""""""""""O"OO" O""""O"
.
8 O __/"""\_
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"O""""O"
...oops... thats right... soooo sorry!!!
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ach... what comic are you supposed to be in?
/
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<%-O
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""O""""""""""""""O" ""O"OO""""""""""O"OO""""""""""""O"OO" O""""O"
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8 O __/"""\_
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"O""""O"
Top Hat Man (it has spaces and capitalization)
\
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oh! well... THATS THE SAME YOU MORON!! YOU @#$@ @$@!@ $$#@! %$^#! #@$! %$#! IDIOT!
/
==|<$-O
<%-O - (zounds. he's grumpy.)
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""O""""""""""""""O" ""O"OO""""""""""O"OO""""""""""""O"OO" O""""O"
.
8 O __/"""\_
| POLICE |
"O""""O"
what??? WHAT??? WAHHHHHHH!!!! I'M NOT AN IDIOT!!!!! WEHHHHH!!!!! TAKE IT BACK!!!!
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oh GREAT... your CRYING now...
/
==|>$-O
<%-O
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| "" " " " " " " | |"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|_| |
""O""""""""""""""O" ""O"OO""""""""""O"OO""""""""""""O"OO" O""""O"
.
8 O __/"""\_
| POLICE |
"O""""O"
------->Now Bill Gates (who's controlling THM) that wasn't very nice!<-------
)-=>|3
SHUT UP YOU @!#$$#@$%@#@#$@!# RETARD OF A NARATOR!!!
\
==|>$-O
<%-O - (zounds. even more random characters. he's angry.)
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| "" " " " " " " | |"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|_| |
""O""""""""""""""O" ""O"OO""""""""""O"OO""""""""""""O"OO" O""""O"
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8 O __/"""\_
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"O""""O"
--->THAT'S IT... NEVER INSULT THE NARATOR... Y O U S H A L L P A Y ! ! !<-------
)-=>|3
great... I'm fired...
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<%-O
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""O""""""""""""""O" ""O"OO""""""""""O"OO""""""""""""O"OO" O""""O"
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"O""""O"
)-=>|3
*********
* * * = = | > $ - O * * *
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<%-O
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""O""""""""""""""O" ""O"OO""""""""""O"OO""""""""""""O"OO" O""""O"
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"O""""O"
(-=>|3
*Poof!*
<%-D - FINALLY! that guy was really obnoxious...
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""O""""""""""""""O" ""O"OO""""""""""O"OO""""""""""""O"OO" O""""O"
yeah no kiddin'
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"O""""O"
o-=>|3
<%-O - OK EVERYBODY! LETS TRY THIS AGAIN!
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""O""""""""""""""O" ""O"OO""""""""""O"OO""""""""""""O"OO" O""""O"
yeah and fedora man, you're on episode 14.
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"O""""O"
''''''''''o-=>|3
<%-O - HURRY! We hafta catch bill gates before he
runs of with MC2!
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""O""""""""""""""O" ""O"OO""""""""""O"OO""""""""""""O"OO" O""""O"
(little does he know there is no epsiode 14!... he was supposed to be in this episode!
Teeheehee. I tricked him!)
o
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"O""""O"
''''''<%-O - wait for me!
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| "" " " " " " " | |""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
""O""""""""""""""O" ""O"OO""""""""""O"OO""""""""""""
WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR!!!
.
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"O""""O"
-------------------->Mean while...<-----------------------------------
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|______| |o |
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""""""""""""""""""
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ooh! this website sells upper-end computers!!
nice... I think I'm gunna buy this one...
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\_____/ - I better check how much money I have...
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[<--Money Room] \_____/ '''''''
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|$$$$ $ $|
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|$ $$$ $$|
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|""""""""| \_____/
| | o
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is any body looking..?
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|""""""""|
|$$$$ $ $|
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|$ $$$ $$|
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|""""""""|
|$$$$ $ $| _______
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|$ $$$ $$|
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|""""""""|
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|""""""""| $$$$ \_____/
|$ $$$ $$|
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|""""""""|
| $ $| _______
|""""""""| $$$$ \_____/
|$ $$$ $$| ~ ~ ~
"""""""" ~ ~
------------------->At Bill Gate's Mansion...<------------------
SERVANTS!!! BRING ME THE MC2!!!
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"""""""""""""""##""""""""""""""""
## =O
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right away, your magesty!
now... YOUR ALL FIRED!!! SHOO!!!
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"""""""""""""""##""""""""""""""""
## =O
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oh no!
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technicians! modify the MC2 so that
it will work as a transmogrifier!
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## 8o
## 8o
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## 8o <--(technicians)
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yes sir!
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finished? Good.
now you're fired... SHOO!
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## 8o
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oh no!
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=D - MC2, turn me into a... monkey!
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----------------------->The End!<-------------------------
--------->(the end of EVERYTHING! THM is... DEAD!)<-------
--------->this was the last episode...<-------
-->why are you still reading?! its The End! the end of ALL Tophatman!<-------
----->you are expecting top hat man to miraculously save the day... aren't you?<----
----------------------->well, he wont...<-------------------------
----->CAUSE HE's DEAD! its kinda hard to save the day when youre dead<----------
-------->fedora man was going to stop the Warez Aliens from destroying earth<----
-------->but he was tricked into thinking that he wasnt supposed to be in this episode<------
-------------------------->he was supposed to.<--------------------------
---->and thats why pie, thm, evil assisant, bill gates AND EVERYONE... DIED!<-----
------------->and yet your still reading.<---------------
---------->you think this is some big joke or something.<-----------------
----->you think if you scroll down just a few more lines youll see thm again<----
----->...this isnt a joke! now you're probably gunna scroll down just because<----
------------->there is more space in the scroll bar.<----------------------
------->See? this IS the end! no more THM! even if you scroll down farther.<-----
------->Just like i said!<--------------
------->So, as I was saying...<---------------------------
-----------> The End! <---------------------
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